Upon arrival we came to discover that there are actually two Hackney's within a few blocks of each other... one seemed like a lunch/cocktail place while the other one was more like a dinner/pub place. We went to the latter of the two... haha yes, with our child... since it was less busy. Turns out we made the right choice because it was the original location as well as the location featured on triple-D. This is what we found... Hackney's on Harms in the middle of a neighborhood.
Do you see the restaurant?? We sure didn't... the one up the street was kind of a big white colonial house so we didn't know where to go. Walk into the building on the left and get mistaken as a (ham)burglar?? Or open one of the doors to the brown building on the left and get trampled by a wild horse? Okay so it didn't really look like a barn, and even if it was it probably wouldn't have a wild horse in it... haha anyway... we chose the brown building and were relieved to see a big old "Hackney's" rug in the doorway. Phew.
On triple-D they featured the Hackney's Original French Fried Onions and a couple different varieties of The Famous Hackneyburger... so that's what we got! I went with the original and a 1/4 loaf while Todd got the Blue Cheeseburger.
This little loaf of onion rings was only a fourth of an order... a full order would have been like 5+ onions worth! I ate most of this sucker by myself. Not because I strive to eat unhealthily, although my past month of posts may prove otherwise, but because it was delicious and sometimes in order to eat something truly truly truly delicious you just have to be a fat kid. I also just about downed the whole thing because Todd isn't much of an onion fan. He also wasn't afraid to remind me of his lack of onion love as we were headed to bed that night. "Did you brush your teeth?" he asked... psh, yes I brushed my teeth... with Aquafresh Extreme Clean too... but apparently Mr. quarter-order was still a lingerin'. Sorry babe, I'll go through a car wash with my mouth open next time. ;) Needless to say it was so worth it (nothing Listerine can't fix!) and I really enjoyed the thin onion slices that were ever so lightly fried in a sweet batter. Yum. The burger was also tasty. I got the original Hackneyburger with swiss on a pretzel bun. My favorite part was probably the melted gooey swiss and definitely the pretzel bun. Seriously though... the bun was so excellent. The meat was meaty... I usually can't tell a huge difference between various qualities of meats but it was nice to find out that their butler actually grinds all of their own meat. Unfortunately the burger was on the very rare side of medium and they forgot to put everything else on the burger... ya know, the colorful stuff... tomatoes, lettuce, and anything else that was in the picture on the menu. Once we got everything assembled though it was a very scrumptious burger. For dessert we went with some bread pudding. I'd never had bread pudding before but they always make it on Chopped and Todd likes it so I figured what the heck, why not? So did I like it, you ask? Yes I did, thank you. The texture of the soaked bread with the toffee sauce made for a delicious dessert. Todd says it gets even better with ice cream so it looks like I'm going to have to try it again... darn. ;)
Overall, this place was fun and cozy. It made me want to become a regular because it seemed like everyone there knew each other. I decided that once Todd and I get all old-like that we need to find a place to become regulars at. My first thought was Wingers... mostly because I love the place a ton and I miss it (someone please send me a gallon of special sauce!) and because once upon a time I actually was a regular there with my good friends Shaely and Juliann. We used to go after mutual for the water w/ lemons and asphalt pie. We always sat in the same booth and had the same waitress, Marci. She was very nice and would give us extra lemons and made these cool twisty sculptures out of our straw wrappers. I probably didn't tip her very well at all... sorry Marci, if you're out there just know you were a cool waitress and I was a silly naive teenager.
These were the only two pictures that I could find from our Wingers days... they're probably the least embarrassing ones, too.
p.s. I found and entire CD worth of Wingers pictures... there are some pretty golden* ones but you're gonna really have to want to see them for me to post them on here...
*frightening, embarrassing, may-not-show-my-husband-ever, etc.
p.p.s. if you're reading this, Todd, I love you so extremely much and thanks for letting me tease you multiple times in this post even though I didn't ask if I could. ;)









